I'm a skateboard, hear me roar

Roar Skateboard by segrid
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Ninja jesters, two-legged mutant mutts, Joris-Karl Huysmans and Nicola Tesla's forehead have something in common: they are in good company at Segrid's dimensionally transcendental store! Segrid, aka Patrick Reinhart, is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to strangely humorous and surreal designs. His Roar skateboard is one of my all-time favorites -plus, it may be the only mustachioed skateboard around!

My Stomach Is Dimensionally Transcendental T-Shirt by segrid
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One more thing to consider is the utter coolness of having something dimensionally transcendental, too. I choose stomach -because it may be the only thing in me that comes close to it.
You have to experience his work and his sense of reality. This man's designs bite!

Toothy Grimace T-Shirt by segrid
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Taking over the world

SECRET Society by BooneNCpranks
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Ah, the guilty pleasures of conspiracy theories! The pure bliss that hides in talking about cabals that plot to govern the universe! Now, that's surrealism for you! Were would our paranoid world be without the impact of secret societies in our collective psyche?
[Don't answer that. You are being watched, right as you speak...]
So, this fine roundel from BoonNCpranks comes to fill a deep, crazy need: that of laughing at the -hidden- face of those who rule behind the curtains. Or, at ourselves, for contemplating such things out of fear for the unpredictable dangers and complexities of life. Overall, a marvelous t-shirt for weird-thinking people!

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Same as the old boss

Meet Your New Boss by grouchogandhi
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Where would this world be without our favorite conspiracy theory? Grouchogandhi makes sure that we'll stay up to date with his surreal impropaganda designs. It's time to show that we know who is the new "Capo di tutti Capi" -yes, you guessed it, it's Greys alright!
I just love the bold lettering and the cheap newspaper feel and I prefer seeing it in this deep yellow shirt. It somehow compliments the pulpish sensationalism that pertains to every alien domination statement.
I believe I share many of Grouchogandhi's interests (including Discordianism) and I strongly suggest you take a trip down to his store to admire the splendid weirdness therein.

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The Xmas revolution

Xmas Liberation Army Bomb t-shirt by surrealitee
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This is my first experiment in designing for special occasions. Christmas is just a few weeks away and I came up with something to spice things up.
What would you care to be liberated from during this holiday season? Working overtime? Yuletide commercialism? An affair gone sour? Yourself? Cutesy Santa designs?

Xmas Liberation Army Bomb card by surrealitee
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Whatever it is, I do hope you succeed. Me, I just want to have the time to get more calm and creative. Even if it takes a bomb to blast away my everyday obstacles and annoyances!

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